Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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