I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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