and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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