I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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