So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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