margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
