But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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