Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
