I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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