Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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