My hand turned me down
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
