Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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