remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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