I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
