I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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