This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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