Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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