I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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