Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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