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That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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