yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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Oh Jesus.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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