by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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