You're so nebulous sometimes
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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