he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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