from now on my penis is your penis
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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