I want to stick my p in your. b.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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