I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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