She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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