Your tits are I can't wait for
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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