yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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