I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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