So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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