If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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