Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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