When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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