Where is the hickey?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
please don't ironically join a cult
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