Sponge bath it is.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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