There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
We smell like vodka and hangover
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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