Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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