Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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