Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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