OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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