Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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