Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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