Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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