People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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