you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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