that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
They have beer where we have blood.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
