ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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