i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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