with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
my liver is dry heaving
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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