I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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